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kumbanah:

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pduu:

everyworldneedslove:

dirkbolero:

spaceshipoftheseus:

matt-ruins-feminisms-shit:

Look, this is my litmus test: I pretend I am the original Earl of Sandwich. I have asked for non-bread foods to be brought to me inside bread, that I might more easily consume them one-handed while gambling.

This does not enable my wretched regency habits. This is not what I asked for. I do not deign to grace it with the name of my house.

This is the most important addition to the sandwich discourse I have ever read.

THIS IS THE BEST LITMUS TEST FOR SANDWICH-OR-NOT I HAVE SEEN.

so a poptart’s a sandwich

a poptart is a calzone you dumbass

Poptart isn’t in bread so not a sandwich.

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kaylapocalypse:

brakken:

Uh oh.

this picture is better and more suspenseful than any super man comic on earth.

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